Bbq season is here!
(via eclect1c)
Your dad played in a band nobody had heard of before you did and they were so indie that even you don’t know who they are. Have you ever heard of the genre house-clash slam-punk fist-rock? Probably not, and your dad’s band invented it. They sounded like an amplified boxing match inside of a stampede. He was the ring leader of noise that gave sonic bitch slaps to eardrums and brought the ruckus so hard buildings were condemned when they left.
So hipsters, next time you’re finger-raping the guitar neck in an attempt to sound like the Portland backwoods while dreaming of never making it big so that you never have to explain why you sold out, remember this…
Your dad could actually play an instrument, and maybe if you gave him a call, he could teach you a chord or two that might get you laid by something other than your hand.
ALSO, Dads are the Original Hipsters is officially in stock and ready to ship on Amazon. Here’s a link http://www.amazon.com/Dads-Original-Hipsters-Brad-Getty/dp/1452108854
Word!
See the Light?
(via meaningsoflife)
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